OH NO THEY DIDN'T.....

SOMEONE USED MY CHEESE.

SOMEONE USED MY CHEESE AND LEFT A HAIR ON IT.

A CURLY BLACK HAIR.

WHAT WERE THEY DOING TO MY DELICIOUS CHEESE?

WHY?

WHY?

WHY?

 Now I don't know what to do either! The pasta is already on the boil and I must have cheese with my pasta! Do I eat around it? Do I throw the whole thing away and ask, no MAKE, the perpetrator replace my befouled cheddar? That cheese is expensive! How would I even identify the perpetrator?
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO MY CHEESE????

MY CHEESE IS RUINED!