10 Things I miss about England (in no particular order)

1) Cold weather
(and rain that isn't like being pelted in the face with handfulls of ball bearings)

2) Salt and vinegar McCoys Crisps
(genuinely salivating at the memory - they don't do salt here)

3) Meat I can trust
(NO idea what I ate earlier)

4) Doctor Who

5) Being able to drink alcohol
(without traipsing half an hour to the nearest bar to campus/being kicked off campus for having alcohol in my room)

6) Cheese

7) Logic
(they don't do logic here either. Or their jobs.)

8) Pork
(GIVE ME BACON!)

9) A fridge that doesn't smell of corpses
(Though the bag of rotting flesh previously inhabiting our fridge has been removed now: progress!)

10) Tea

So much saliva generated writing this post.

Going to break into my rations of Ritz Crackers; they numb the pain.